Friday, December 14, 2007

4FSOD Documentary: Bloopers and Stuff

Even the 4 Fighting Serpents of Death don't always get it right on the first take!




4FSOD The Documentary: Deleted Scenes

Here are some of the scenes that didn't make the final cut,
and not because they weren't funny!

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Special Feature: Jamie's Present

Synopsis:
Anthony has finally picked out the perfect present for his girlfriend, Jamie, tickets to an amazing concert! While Anthony sleeps though, a mysterious thief breaks into his home intended to rob him of his most valuable possessions. This thief does not realize that he has sealed his own doom by taking Jamie's Present. Upon realizing that he has been robbed, Anthony springs into action. With the help of an unlikely irish friend and a little cunningness of his own, Anthony finally tracks down Jamie's Present. The ultimate villian is a strange and dangerous Chinaman who challenges Anthony to a battle of wits, but Anthony has a couple tricks of his own up his sleeve. See how it all ends in Jamie's Present!

Additional Information:
This film was produced in December of 2006 and is quite a little gem. Having completed production with only a Polaroid camera and half a roll of carbon copy paper, this film is a nice representation of just how resourceful 4FSOD Productions is. The heartfelt acting and emotionally driven storyline made this film a top seller for spouses to each other in 2006, outselling other blockbuster releases like Little Miss Sunshine, The Last Kiss, and Jackass 2.
A top seller, that is, among other pirated movies being sold out of trunks in neigborhood strip malls.


Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Chapter 12: Closing Credits

Congratulations! You have made it to the end of the documentary. Have no fear though, the saga of the 4FSOD is not even close to being over yet!

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Chapter 11: Denoument

This is the documentary round up guys, thanks for watching! I hope you totally
enjoyed it!

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Chapter 10: Got Smoke?

Here's the infamous smoking episode where Brian is confronted
with his secret habit.

Chapter 9: Back on Track

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Friday, November 23, 2007

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Documetary: Humble Beginings

Chapter Three, where the idea all started.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Documentary: The Four

This is the second chapter of the documentary. Here, we introduce the four actors who portray the 4 Fighting Serpents of Death, and little more about who they really are.

Friday, October 26, 2007

4FSOD: The Documentary - Opening Credits

Here it is folks, the official 4 Fighting Serpents of Death Documentary. What you are seeing now are the opening credits. Check back in weekly as we will be posting subsequent chapters. 12 in all I believe!

Sunday, October 21, 2007

4FSOD: The Documentary!

In the footsteps of VH1 Behind the Music, E! True Hollywood Story, and Spinal Tap, the 4 Fighting Serpents of Death have collaborated with Oregon Public Access Television to release their own behind-the-scenes documentary. This complete segment features candid interviews from all of the Serpents as well as anyone ever involved with their films. We will be posting this documentary up in segments, once a week for the next 3 months. It is exciting I know. But before we get started, let's see some trailers for the Documentary!



4FSOD: Action Impending!

In 2001, the 4FSOD released "Action Impending". You might notice that the acronym for the film is A.I., this was no accident. Knowing that they're popularity had taken a downturn, the Serpents hoped to show up on internet searches by having the same acronym as Stephen Spielberg's film "A.I." which was wildly successful that year. To a lesser degree, the Serpents wanted to show up in Yahoo searches for Allen "The Answer" Iverson too, hoping to attract the younger male demographic. Really, there was no coherent plot to this film. Dick Johnson is strolling with his girlfriend through a parking garage when they happen to come across a battle between Lee Bang (formerly known as 100% BEEF) and Wang Chung and thier nemesis, Alonzo the Fist. Dick Johnson's girl is killed by a flying bamboo stick and he vows revenge. The Serpents now have one more ally in their campaign to take down Alonzo!

Friday, October 12, 2007

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

4FSOD: Deadly Waters

Deadly Waters was not released in theaters. Rather, it was released as a Made-For-DVD special. Wang Chung comments, "It would have cost us way too much to produce this one for the big screen. Also, the action we do have looks alot more impressive when it's crammed into the small screen." After the non-success of Paresuture the year before, many endorsers backed out of the 4FSOD campaign, leaving their finances dwindled. Deadly Waters was their next attempt to get back into the spotlight.

Plot Synopsis:
Wang Chung decides to go to the Oregon Coast for a weekend getaway. All the other Serpents are busy with jobs and other commitments so he calls up his old college roomate, Kevin. While kicking it at Rockaway Beach, Kevin is ambushed by none other than Alonzo the Fist! This time it's personal! Alonzo also steals Kevin's rented Chevy Cavalier. Wang Chung manages to hunt Alonzo down to the rocky beach. With nowhere else for either of them to go, they must now fight.


*4FSOD*

Monday, October 1, 2007

4FSOD: Search for Alonzo

This emotionally charged installment of the 4FSOD is sure to be a rollercoaster. We now reveal some of Alonzo's past. Alonzo the Fist was not always a bad dude. He once had a life, he once had a family, and he once had a sister. Her name was Sophia Marteaux, the "Soft Hammer". Some scholars suspect that Alonzo's trip down evil lane began when he was kidnapped by the government and forced to be the guinea pig for a number of human weapon experiments. They thought no one would notice Alonzo missing, but they were wrong. Sophia Marteaux noticed, and now she wants to get her brother back.

The Search for Alonzo

*4FSOD*

4FSOD: Paresuture

The film "Paresuture" was probably the Serpent's least successful film. While filled with promise initially, box office numbers proved that the film was a flop. Wang Chung defends, "You know, it was actually a little abstract compared to the previous films. But we wanted to keep things fresh, that's why we did it. Ya live ya learn I guess."
In Paresuture, Alonzo the Fist purchases a time machine through Craigslist and intends to go the future to learn the next 10 superbowl winners. Then return to the present and bet on them. Wang Chung and his partner, 100% Beef buy a time-machine of their own but use the wrong crystals! Consequently, they get catapulted into the past. It's one big chronological mess that needs to be sorted out, or else!
The Past, The Present, and The Future, blur together to make... Paresuture!


*4FSOD*

Sunday, September 30, 2007

4FSOD: The Nemesis and The Confrontation

Alonzo The Fist:
Every hero needs a villian, like every rose has it's thorn. In general, the 4FSOD clean up on most of the competition. But then they met Alonzo The Fist. No one really knows where he came from and his lineage is the stuff of scary campfire stories. One thing is for certain though, Alonzo The Fist really hates the Four Fighting Serpents of Death.






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4FSOD: Vengence Compound

Vengence Compound:
In this movie right here, we get to see one of the most intense fight sequences ever caught tape. Alonzo The Fist has managed to captured three of the four Serpents and locked them in a room that blasts nothing but Trio's hit single, "Da Da Da" on repeat. A horrible torture indeed. Alonzo plans to finish of the extermination and hunts down the remaining Serpent, Wang Chung who was picking apples in a nearby orchard at the time. But it wasn't going to be that easy. Being a resilient tiger of action, Wang Chung battles hard, not only to save his own life but the lives of his friends! Could this be 4FSOD's last stand? Watch and find out!


Friday, September 28, 2007

4FSOD: Who is Stir Frey Jones?

Who are the four fighting serpents? Are there really 4 of them? We'll answer that later. For now, you only need to know of one Serpent of Death and his name is Stir Frey Jones. In this action packed film, a couple hoodlums steal a woman's purse in a parking garage. The nerve!
Little did they now, a Serpent was watching in wings. Exhibiting a merciless tenacity against evil, Stir Frey Jones tears things up all in the name of justice. The only question now is who will spare mercy on these bad guys?


*4FSoD*

4FSOD: Onyx Origins

In this movie, we go back to the roots of the Four Fighting Serpents of Death. 4FSOD was originally a government project. Hidden within the confines of Fort Stevens, these young men were trained to be world class agents, using a deadly combination of kung-fu and mathematics to foil all sorts of evil doing. They may be at the beach... but this is no vacation.


*4FSoD*

4FSoD: 2 Horsemen of the Apocalypse

The wildly popular sequel to the original 4FSOD film. This time, Lucifer himself has a warrant out for the Serpents. His 2 Horsemen terrorize Beaverton and there's only one group who can stop them. That's right, the Four Fighting Serpents of Death! Naturally, the big showdown takes place in a church parking lot!


*4FSoD*

Welcome to 4FSOD Online

Hey Friends! Welcome to our little corner of the world. We are the Four-Fighting-Serpents-Of-Death!
Shown below is the VERY FIRST FILM! You could say that this film started it all.
It is really a very simple plot too. Evil hypnotists brainwash the good guys forcing them
to fight each other. Luckily, in the end, our heroes were able to shake off the voodoo and turn the tables on the bad guys.

-4FSoD