4FSOD: Paresuture

The film "Paresuture" was probably the Serpent's least successful film. While filled with promise initially, box office numbers proved that the film was a flop. Wang Chung defends, "You know, it was actually a little abstract compared to the previous films. But we wanted to keep things fresh, that's why we did it. Ya live ya learn I guess."
In Paresuture, Alonzo the Fist purchases a time machine through Craigslist and intends to go the future to learn the next 10 superbowl winners. Then return to the present and bet on them. Wang Chung and his partner, 100% Beef buy a time-machine of their own but use the wrong crystals! Consequently, they get catapulted into the past. It's one big chronological mess that needs to be sorted out, or else!
The Past, The Present, and The Future, blur together to make... Paresuture!

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