Documetary: Humble Beginings

Chapter Three, where the idea all started.

Documentary: The Four

This is the second chapter of the documentary. Here, we introduce the four actors who portray the 4 Fighting Serpents of Death, and little more about who they really are.

4FSOD: The Documentary - Opening Credits

Here it is folks, the official 4 Fighting Serpents of Death Documentary. What you are seeing now are the opening credits. Check back in weekly as we will be posting subsequent chapters. 12 in all I believe!

4FSOD: The Documentary!

In the footsteps of VH1 Behind the Music, E! True Hollywood Story, and Spinal Tap, the 4 Fighting Serpents of Death have collaborated with Oregon Public Access Television to release their own behind-the-scenes documentary. This complete segment features candid interviews from all of the Serpents as well as anyone ever involved with their films. We will be posting this documentary up in segments, once a week for the next 3 months. It is exciting I know. But before we get started, let's see some trailers for the Documentary!

4FSOD: Action Impending!

In 2001, the 4FSOD released "Action Impending". You might notice that the acronym for the film is A.I., this was no accident. Knowing that they're popularity had taken a downturn, the Serpents hoped to show up on internet searches by having the same acronym as Stephen Spielberg's film "A.I." which was wildly successful that year. To a lesser degree, the Serpents wanted to show up in Yahoo searches for Allen "The Answer" Iverson too, hoping to attract the younger male demographic. Really, there was no coherent plot to this film. Dick Johnson is strolling with his girlfriend through a parking garage when they happen to come across a battle between Lee Bang (formerly known as 100% BEEF) and Wang Chung and thier nemesis, Alonzo the Fist. Dick Johnson's girl is killed by a flying bamboo stick and he vows revenge. The Serpents now have one more ally in their campaign to take down Alonzo!

4FSOD: Critical Review

4FSOD: Deadly Waters

Deadly Waters was not released in theaters. Rather, it was released as a Made-For-DVD special. Wang Chung comments, "It would have cost us way too much to produce this one for the big screen. Also, the action we do have looks alot more impressive when it's crammed into the small screen." After the non-success of Paresuture the year before, many endorsers backed out of the 4FSOD campaign, leaving their finances dwindled. Deadly Waters was their next attempt to get back into the spotlight.

Plot Synopsis:
Wang Chung decides to go to the Oregon Coast for a weekend getaway. All the other Serpents are busy with jobs and other commitments so he calls up his old college roomate, Kevin. While kicking it at Rockaway Beach, Kevin is ambushed by none other than Alonzo the Fist! This time it's personal! Alonzo also steals Kevin's rented Chevy Cavalier. Wang Chung manages to hunt Alonzo down to the rocky beach. With nowhere else for either of them to go, they must now fight.

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4FSOD: Search for Alonzo

This emotionally charged installment of the 4FSOD is sure to be a rollercoaster. We now reveal some of Alonzo's past. Alonzo the Fist was not always a bad dude. He once had a life, he once had a family, and he once had a sister. Her name was Sophia Marteaux, the "Soft Hammer". Some scholars suspect that Alonzo's trip down evil lane began when he was kidnapped by the government and forced to be the guinea pig for a number of human weapon experiments. They thought no one would notice Alonzo missing, but they were wrong. Sophia Marteaux noticed, and now she wants to get her brother back.

The Search for Alonzo

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4FSOD: Paresuture

The film "Paresuture" was probably the Serpent's least successful film. While filled with promise initially, box office numbers proved that the film was a flop. Wang Chung defends, "You know, it was actually a little abstract compared to the previous films. But we wanted to keep things fresh, that's why we did it. Ya live ya learn I guess."
In Paresuture, Alonzo the Fist purchases a time machine through Craigslist and intends to go the future to learn the next 10 superbowl winners. Then return to the present and bet on them. Wang Chung and his partner, 100% Beef buy a time-machine of their own but use the wrong crystals! Consequently, they get catapulted into the past. It's one big chronological mess that needs to be sorted out, or else!
The Past, The Present, and The Future, blur together to make... Paresuture!

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